everything was beautiful and nothing hurt: Archive

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If the world really does end this year, I'm sure...

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Dec 31st

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response: 
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?

Dec 31st

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“A government big enough to give you everything you need, is a government big...”

– Thomas Jefferson

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Partying on New Year's Eve?

Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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my niece just said i was 38 y/o...

I think I’m going to go cry now

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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kiss me - sixpence none the richer

Dec 26th

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Walgreens was the only place in open in Athens...

So me and David just went there for a snack run. We got oreos, crab meat, and mac&cheese. Our brilliant plan: put the crab meat into the mac and cheese. #please be good

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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At waffle house with my gay black friend David. I’m only specifying his race and orientation because all the rednecks here are staring at us. Can’t tell if they think we’re an interracial couple, a couple of gays, or just wondering why we don’t have camo on…

Dec 26th

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