February 2012
“In just one year, the expenditure of the U.S.’s military budget is equivalent to...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via anticapitalist)
spent last night in the ER...
My mom’s going to have to have yet another surgery.
It’s strange how quickly life’s circumstances can change. One hour I was eating dinner with them on the lake, then not even 3 hours later my dad was calling 911.
I need to stop fucking taking her for granted. Every goddamn time something happens, and she recovers, I return to thinking she’s invincible and always...
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Went about 120 on a crotch rocket yesterday
troblerone:
I’m convinced. I have to get one lol
um, how about you save yourself and your loved ones and just skip getting a motorcycle?
#from someone who’s been in a major motorcycle wreck before
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Cash mobs, like flash mobs, are a new way of... →
“The idea is the brainchild of Buffalo blogger and engineer Chris Smith, who said that Cash Mobs are sort of a reverse Groupon. Instead of offering people bargain-basement deals, people pay the regular price to support retailers in their communities.
In a time where many small, local businesses are struggling, victims of a fallen economy, the concept is a financial relief, serving to bring...
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Alright don't yell at me but I erased all the...
Just add your URL and or country
And if you already did this and you were in fact a lesbian then my bad.
Call me a douche and insert again please
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I get more distracted than a 5 year old.
kathymllau:
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Why are so many topless men on my dash this...
The only guy I want to see topless is Ryan Gosling…
Make that a girl-version of him.
With nice boobies.
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I think I've become a vegan...
I’ve never really liked meat because the texture creeps me out, and a couple of months ago I decided to cut out all the dairy products from my diet because I kept getting sinus infections.
So I decided to make the small leap and just completely avoid meat products. It seems to be working out well so far. I’ve become wayyy more creative in the kitchen, and I’m finally eating...
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