everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

May 31

(Source: theadonisx, via polaroidmilk)

May 30

I’ll be surprised if my gf and I make it the summer without adopting a dog. 

(via smilelikeitdidnthurt)

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May 29

I start my new job today. yay!

May 26

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May 24

My girlfriend started undressing me while I was brushing my teeth...

• me: this feels kinda like rape
• her: this isn't forceful enough for rape. it's more like a slow persistence.

May 22

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May 21

(Source: damnthatswhack, via ivebeeneating-foryou)

queercakes:

HOW DARE YOU NOT COURTESY WAVE AT ME FOR LETTING YOU MERGE IN FRONT OF ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL MOTHER FUCKER.

(via bulldykesupermodel)

Barack Obama Being Adorable with Adorable Children

I erased all the photos of him with children. You know why? Because it’s abso-fucking-lutely irrelevant to the election. 

He’s a president, running for re-election. Not a daycare owner. 

(Source: alexleo, via hereidreamtiwasablogger2)