What Hip Hop Taught Me - Jenna Marbles
“Pitbull taught me that kodak does in fact..rhyme with kodak! *mindblown*
Kelis taught me that my milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard….I’m just kidding. I still have no idea what that means.”
when you see it…
just sayin’
my thoughts while driving on my period
- me: WAY to cut me off you fucking moron. oh, now you want to go BELOW the speed limit? cool. i'll just rear-end you then. #nofucksgiven
- me: what is this bitch looking at?! stare somewhere else four-eyes
- me: nice truck, but are 5ft wheels REALLY necessary?
- me: your dick must be microscopic...
- me: MOVE IT GRANDMA!!!!!!
- me: Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass...yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is. I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up....
- me: i'm such a talented rapper
- me: I hope you get 3mpg you cunt basket. who gets an orange hummer in 2012 anyway????
- me: Ooh look a girl on a sport bike.
It’s MY blog.
Ellen in “Titanic 3D”
had to watch this after seeing the gif. #FunnyAsFuck
